Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death

有许多故事歌颂英雄主义和宏伟篇章，无外乎拯救公主并与之偕老，顺带因为联姻而掌握王国的半数大权。<br><strong>而这款游戏不属于其中之一。</strong><br><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/8bdb1ef9245702a411b53c9dd9beebdb.poster.avif?t=1766647699" width=612 height=240 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/8bdb1ef9245702a411b53c9dd9beebdb.webm?t=1766647699" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/8bdb1ef9245702a411b53c9dd9beebdb.mp4?t=1766647699" type="video/mp4"></video></span><br>你是贱贱爵士，一位心地如金子般纯良的英勇骑士！<br>……还在阴错阳差之下让一度完美的世界乱得像一锅粥。<br>你做出了一连串不明智的人生选择，成功地给世界带来了混乱…现在你需要赶在下周中旬之前，撂倒你的宿敌“不朽者”来摆平乱子！<h2 class="bb_tag" >搞笑砍杀</h2>你喜欢布娃娃效果吗？剑呢？狼牙棒？能够散播传染性轻度咳嗽的魔法棒？这些我们应有尽有！无数兽人、骷髅、巨魔和其他挖鼻孔的野兽环伺着你的救赎之道。大肆狂欢，让它们尝尝你的厉害吧。<br><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/71f707b22b59cc7fe9e0ad1ded535ba1.poster.avif?t=1766647699" width=612 height=240 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/71f707b22b59cc7fe9e0ad1ded535ba1.webm?t=1766647699" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/71f707b22b59cc7fe9e0ad1ded535ba1.mp4?t=1766647699" type="video/mp4"></video></span><h2 class="bb_tag" >畅游开放世界</h2>传说之除恶神器™的任务将带你周游怪木世界，开展一段上天入地的搜寻之旅。漫步森林，深入潮湿的洞穴，探索天空，写下你的伟大篇章。<br><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/99048bd5ea6c3f1566d13368679714e5.poster.avif?t=1766647699" width=612 height=240 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/99048bd5ea6c3f1566d13368679714e5.webm?t=1766647699" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/99048bd5ea6c3f1566d13368679714e5.mp4?t=1766647699" type="video/mp4"></video></span><br>一路上，你会偶然发现隐藏的（以及不那么隐藏，甚至可以说是顺路）谜题、宝藏和散布在世界各地的艺术品。<br>（此时我们或许该告诉你在铁将处能买到的武器、新鲜酿造的卡吐奇诺、秘密的奶酪轮、无情的IRS特工和所有支线任务。但是这则“推销词”已经太长了。）<br><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/850ac263fe55a7139a3a923ab77da329.poster.avif?t=1766647699" width=612 height=240 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/850ac263fe55a7139a3a923ab77da329.webm?t=1766647699" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1240590/extras/850ac263fe55a7139a3a923ab77da329.mp4?t=1766647699" type="video/mp4"></video></span>